So I'm now officially back in South Carolina for the Winter break (boo) and I've already immediately picked up on some things to let me know I'm back in the worst state in the Union.

Dialogue:
WOMAN 1: ...and she's the first one in her family to go to college. Yeah.
WOMAN 2: Well...Me, I'm not a real big fan of school to be honest.

More Dialogue:
WOMAN 1: And did you know up in Boston they don't even have livers or chicken gizzards!?
WOMAN 2: How you gonna have Thanksgiving without that?
WOMAN 1: Girl I don't know!!!
WOMAN 2: Child that's crazy. I don't even know why they wouldn't have that.

In the Hair Salon where I was getting my dreads done:
RANDOM DUDE: Tries to hand me a sheet of paper
ME: Uhh...what's that?
RANDOM DUDE: List of (Bootleg) DVDs and Movies I'm sellin'
ME: No thanks man...
RANDOM DUDE: I got some good stuff dude.
ME: I said no thank you.

Also there was a bumper sticker I saw that said: "Gun control means using BOTH hands." But that was awesome because I love guns (in case you haven't noticed).

The only good thing that's going to come out of this trip is me finally getting a tech upgrade on both my terrible bargain Toshiba Laptop and shitty Virgin Mobile $20 dollar phone. OH!!!. Also on that note turns out my Dad got himself an I-PHONE. Oh. MY. GOD. Its hysterical how fascinated he is with it.

My Dad: And then I touch it...and it all comes back up ON SCREEN.

I'll try and endure the break you guys. In the meantime I'll be scootin up How It Ends pages on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays...all the way to the end of Part I. Speaking of I should upload today's one right now.

Take care! Don't get over-eat on Thanksgiving and don't get trampled on Black Friday!

ToxicToothpick